I know a lot of people make jokes and are like “haha buy me food and I’ll date you” but real talk you buy me pizza and we’re going to talk at least like tell me about your goals and dreams what are your aspirations when can I meet your parents

this thing I am saying is absolutely true it’s on tumblr cmon would tumblr ever lie to you go ahead and reblog this totally true thing don’t bother fact checking just go ahead tumblr is family right and families dont lie ever nope 

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favorite thing is when tumblr gets hyped for something but as soon as it comes out nobody says anything about it again like the build up to the great gatsby was astronomical but I haven’t seen a single post about it creep across my dash since it came out it’s beautiful like you can sort of feel the crushed dreams and aspirations because of the over hype

adiostaureador:

when people draw tavros in his wheelchair with his metal legs

whats going on i was reading a king of the hill homestuck au and raidou came in

I was in disbelief king of the hillstuck was a thing and now I owe you something

pookerskull:

delano-laramie:

bentheechidna:

delano-laramie:

didney-worl-no-uta:

delano-laramie:

call of duty

call of duty

call of duty

call of duty

call of duty

xbox, go home.

raidou porn it is

delano-laramie:

didney-worl-no-uta:

delano-laramie:

call of duty

call of duty

call of duty

sports